Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back.
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
“Leave no airbender behind!”
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
Do I Wanna Know (Walking Speed)
Alright so I saw a post on here and it was this song but sped to walking speed…except Alex sounded like a chipmunk. So I took it upon myself to do the same thing, except keep the original pitch. I love it.
HOW DO YOU DO THIS MAGIC
ohhhhh i am gonna feel so badass going to class tomorrow
chill it’s cos your rare
the entire female population of east asia is rare?
homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed
girl: what are you doing?
boy: something i should have done a long time ago
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?