24
Apr
marinashutup:


my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

marinashutup:

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

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24
Apr

scottmartinski:

Scott McCall, apex predator

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#teen wolf
24
Apr
squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

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#cats
24
Apr
  • boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
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#lmao
24
Apr

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

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#hahaha #mean girls
24
Apr

w0ndurland:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

I HATE THIS TEXT POST

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#JFC NO #WHY
24
Apr

Does the bird feel the weight of its wings?

— Leigh Bardugo (via voldermorte)  
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#woah i really like this quote #dang #words
24
Apr
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24
Apr

just-a-talking-fishbone:

sonofvalka:

Anyone else think Snotlout’s new seat makes him look like he’s riding a Harley Davidson??

Or like the Chief he’ll never be

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#httyd
24
Apr
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#shailene woodley
24
Apr
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#GoT
24
Apr
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#jen law #ellen degeneres
24
Apr
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#omfg #avengers
24
Apr

au where jk rowling publishes a whole series about the marauders

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#pls
24
Apr
krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

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#LMAO